Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Sea Lion Terrorism

Oregon Department of Fish and Wildlife has been battling with intelligent sea lions who figured out that dams constrict not only the flow of water but also the flow of salmon. Being wild animals, they adapt and find the easiest place to catch salmon which, thanks to the dam, is the fish ladder. Unfortunately, they are being labeled as pests and "trouble makers" for naturally pursuing their prey and the ODFW is now trying to get permission to kill sea lions for eating salmon.

Does this make any sense? We are blaming low runs of salmon on sea lions? Let's see which came first? Humans or sea lions? Hmmmmm. If I remember correctly from biology class at WRA I learned that predator and prey relationships balance each other out. Meaning if there were a lot of sea lions eating salmon, then there would be less salmon, some sea lions would starve and die, thus lowering the amount of predators. Salmon populations would then increase, followed by the sea lion populations. This would fluctuate back and forth until a balance was reached.

What messes it all up is when you have a exploding human population, essentially a super predator. Unfortunately there exists no predator to prey on humans, no population control besides the obvious (disease, natural disasters, human inflicted pop. control like war/genocide). So we enjoy a exploding population with no control. We also jump in our boats and go fishing for salmon. Some of us do it for sport, some of us do it to eat, and some (who fish 10 ft. off the Sandy river spawning grounds) do it because we are idiots. Who wants to eat a dying salmon?

Alas, I digress. Why are we going after the natural predator of the salmon who are just trying to get a bite to eat instead of looking at the real cause of the decline in the salmon population? Before the The Dalles Dam, there was Cielo Falls which naturally constricted the flow of water and salmon. Are we to believe that the sea lions didn't exploit this constricted area for the benefit of their bellies? The only reason they wouldn't have is because there were plenty of salmon to be caught at the mouth of the Columbia. Too bad those runs are all gone.

Iraq

Iraq bothers me immensely. I support the troops, I just don't like Americans dying in Iraq for the supposed freedom of Iraqis. I support a isolationist period for the U.S. Hegemony or not, we should pull out and relax. There are far more needy people in the world than Iraqis. Darfur and other African countries, Taiwan, etc. Unlike these countries, Iraqis have TONS of oil and once they get past all the infighting, they will be fine.

We had our own civil war, remember history class? Good thing no other country came in and tried to stop us from gaining our independence. Who knows what would have come of that. What has happened to our great country? You see the news clips from WWI and WWII and see the French, Polish, and other Europeans cheering our soldiers, hugging and kissing them, they welcomed them with open arms. These were conflicts we were drawn into. We had to help. Now we are the ones starting wars with those dictators that we helped install. Ridiculous.

Welcome one and all

Welcome to my brand spankin' new blog. I enter this world o' blog with trepidation and suspicion. Not one to share my thoughts and misgivings with just anyone, this is my attempt to release some steam and sound off on the things which matter most to me. Like liars, truth talkers, and straight up idiots. There is too much going on in the world to continue holding your head in the sand. It is time to wake up, pay attention, and begin to think.

I will be back soon. Hope you enjoy the shizzle. Stay smart.